39 Addams Family Quotes for Your Inner Eccentric

What’s more nostalgic than the Addams family? The passionate parents, the free-range children, the authenticity of loving your family exactly as they are.

If you need a walk down memory lane, these Addams Family Quotes will inspire you to live in full eccentric mode.

Addams Family Quotes On a Loving Marriage

Even if watching the Addams family gave you the creeps as a kid, it all melted away when you saw the fire between Comez and Morticia Addams. Perhaps too intense for a family movie, or perhaps the perfect role models of parents in love – Cariña and Mon Cher.

You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.
~ Gomez Addams

– How long has it been since we’ve waltzed?
– Oh, Gomez… hours.
~ Gomez and Morticia Addams

Don’t torture yourself, Gomez. That’s my job.
~ Morticia Addams

So… you still desire me after all these years? The old ball and chain?
~ Morticia Addams

– This is all so humiliating. Why did I marry you?
– Because I said yes.
Margaret and Tully Alford

There’s nothing more romantic than a dark, chill attic in a thunderstorm.
~Morticia Addams

I loved her not for the way she danced with my angels but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.
~ Gomez Addams

Addams Family Quotes On Loving Their Children

There’s something so endearing about those Addams family children. They had the free reigns to define who they were and test their own limits – all with unbound love and approval from their parents.

– You are too precious for words, why, I could just… eat you alive!
– Oh no, Margaret! Too young!
~ Margaret and Morticia

I hope that someday you’ll know the indescribable joy of having children, and of paying someone else to raise them.
~ Gomez Addams

She was burned as a witch in 1706. They said she danced naked in the town square and enslaved the minister.
But don’t worry. We’ve told Wednesday college first.
~ Morticia Addams

Wednesday, look at all of the other children, their freckles, their bright little eyes, their eager, friendly smiles. Help them.
~ Morticia Addams

– Wednesday’s at that special age where she has one thing on her mind.
– Boys?
– Homicide.
~ Morticia Addams to another mom

It’s so sweet. He looks just like a little entrée.
~ Morticia Addams

Addams Family Quotes On Loving Who You Are

When you express yourself fully and live exactly as you desire, you truly have everything.

Flora, Fauna, how can I compete? You’re twice the woman I am.
~ Morticia Addams to Aunts Flora and Fauna

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.
~ Morticia Addams

Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.
~ Morticia Addams

Addams Family Quotes On Not Crossing Family

Eccentric as they are, the Addamses are one family you don’t want to cross.

And our credo: “Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.” “We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.” Not just pretty words.
~ Morticia Addams

– Where’s your costume?
– This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.
~ Wednesday Addams

They’re not your family, I am. They don’t love you, I do. They’re evil, and corrupt, and degraded. I can give you that!
~ Abigail Craven

You have gone too far. You have married Fester, you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But Debbie… Pastels?
~ Morticia Addams

You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
~ Morticia Addams

Crowbar… dynamite… cyanide. Fester- as if we’d run out.
~Morticia Addams

Addams Family Quotes On Life

If your outlook on life needs a little paradigm shift, these Addams family quotes will help.

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.
~ Morticia Addams

In this weather? With all the blue sky and sunshine?
~ Morticia Addams

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.
~ Wednesday Addams

This morning when I woke up and the sky was all dark and cloudy, I knew right then and there that this was going to be a lovely day.
~ Morticia Addams

Life’s not all lovely thorns and singing vultures, you know.
~ Morticia Addams